Greatest Microwave note ever..

This note was found on a microwave somewhere in America, and this is why camera phones are the best.

22 year old High School Trainer arrested for fooling around with Students..

We never had an athletic trainer at our school, but apparently a high school in Orange County CA hired Hope Jacoby(above) and she was arrested for giving students “oral copulation”

Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Orange County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino. Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

Well..why didnt we have teachers/trainers like this when I went to high school? Here are some more photos from her myspace:

Michael Phelps likes them asian..

If you win 8 gold medals, you qualify for asian girls stalking you in airports. Poor Michael Phelps.

Just got 2 ‘Watchmen’ fullsize posters

Yes! Working in the movie industry has its benefits, and getting free full size posters is only the beginning of those benefits!

I know what it looks like..

Like I havent blogged since halloween, and well thats just not the case. I switched my site over from tumblr and this is the last update I did in my database. So bear with me, I will try and get all the old stuff over here as well.

For now check out my new HP Mini:

or how about my Vanilla Ice/New Kids on the Block buttons:

A very real problem: Addicition..

I want to take a moment and talk to everyone about a very real problem in America, and that is drug/alcohol addiction.

This is an especially senstive subject for me as I have had both my mom, and brother addicted to various forms of drugs. A lot of people dont know what kind of toll it takes on both your family, and interpersonal agendas. Seeing a family memeber go through so many highs, and then so many lows really makes you see them in a different light.

I would like to also take a minute and tell you the one place we could really count on for help. Alcohol rehabilitation center was a saving grace for my family and it can be for yours too.

These upscale, state of the art facilities are so wonderful that you forget at times its a rehab center and not a spa getaway. Malibu Cliffside treats every patient with a treatment that they think will fit and be most likely to keep them sober. They also offer family counseling sessions, which although scary at first, is a great program to tell your loved ones just exactly how they are hurting you, and hurting themselves.

One of the cool things that they also offer is extracurricular activities, while my brother was there he took up surfing! I believe they also offer yoga, and horseback riding. This was especially helpful to keep their minds off of the addiction and focus on getting clean and staying clean.

All in all Cliffside Malibu is the place you should consider whether its the first time they are going to rehab, or if they have been in and out of rehab. They will help you, just like they helped my family.

Malibu Cliffside Drug Rehab Program and Alcohol Rehab Center, Alcohol Rehabilitation Center

Microsoft hires Mac guys to make new ad..

So the guys that Microsoft used to make the new “I’m a PC” ad’s used photoshop on the MAC to create the images for their campaign.

“Four of the images that Microsoft made available on its PressPass site today display the designation “Adobe Photoshop C3 Macintosh” when their file properties are examined. The images appear to be frames from the television ads that Microsoft will launch later today.”

Wow, Microsoft, you have become a stereotype hypocrite now.

New Microsoft commercial, minus Jerry Sienfeld

Microsoft decided to switch their direction and dumped Jerry Sienfeld for a more serious approach to the “I’m a PC” commercials that Apple uses..

I like it, you can see Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, Pharrell, Bill Gates, a dude that looks like the ‘I’m a PC’ guy, and a couple other celebs in there..looks like they have you beat Apple, all you have is Justin Long.

Luxury travel trailer..

You dont seem many stupid nice cards like this pulling a trailer, but when the trailer looks like this inside:

This $62,000 luxury travel trailer features more than most people’s houses!

“On the outside, the XL has a teardrop design, and it measures 22-feet. Snaking and stability is a major problem with most trailers available, but the T@B XL pleases the buyer, with add-ons like an AKS safety coupling and AL-KO trailer control system. It isn’t solely the exterior that makes for a whopping price, the interior too contributes vibrantly. The teak finishing, leather upholstery and 23-inch flat screen with CD-DVD intact are among the options that make the trailer a top choice. What also adds to the manifestation is the 12-gallon holding tank and an under-floor heating option.”

Damn..i want you to be mine.

NY Tap Water..

Will this water also make me an asshole?